President Bush said Thursday that videotape threats from al-Qaida's second-in-command will not drive the United States out of Iraq or the broader Middle East. "We will stay on the offense against these people," Bush said of the comments by Ayman al-Zawahri.

"They're terrorists and they're killers and they will kill innocent people...so they can impose their dark vision on the world," Bush said as he stood alongside Colombian President Alvaro Uribe.

- DEB RIECHMANN, Associated Press Writer, via SFGate -

Now, our fearless leader's words as translated by my very own (patent pending) Bush Speak Triple-Talk Translator:

"We will stay offensive to all people with even an ounce of critical thinking ability (whatever that is). We are terrorists and killers and we don't mind killing innocent people to impose our dark vision on the world and, of course, to line our pockets. We have more and bigger guns than those stupid desert rats, so they better watch out."