Bush declares Democratic Party a terrorist organization!

Nukes Boston's FleetCenter, the site of this years National Democratic Convention, in a defensive first strike.

Claims weapons of mass destruction, spirited out of Baghdad by anti-American Liberals prior to The President's liberation of Iraq, being harbored by The Democrats on convention site.

"It was us or them," said The President, falling even as he spoke from the seat of his black mountain bike into a rock filled ditch.

The President's security advisor, Condoleeza Rice, reached for comment regarding the nuclear strike against the Boston sports and entertainment stadium, said only:

"They're gonna' have to refund my Prince tickets now, right?" 

Green Party vice presidential running mate, Peter Camejo, said something about an avocado but nobody heard what it was.

 

"I was lost when I found you. Or did you find me?"
 
Ginny sighed.
 
"I was lost myself, Rebecca. We found each other."
 
"It seems so unlikely, doesn't it?" Rebecca's face shone a moment in the rays of the westering sun.
 
Ginny leaned slightly and kissed Rebecca's lips.
 
Above them an angel whispered, "I love you" in a voice, Ginny later recalled, "Like  a million golden bells chiming in a mansion big as the sky." 
 
 

"(You can't always get what you want)
(You can't always get what you want)
(You can't always get what you want)
But if you try sometimes, well you just might find
You get what you need" C2 - all new low carb Coke!

Ah, FucK that Shit!

More Toast!

(thanks to Keno's Rolling Stones Lyrics Page for the Rolling Stones Lyrics and, of course, The Coca-Cola Company for the inspiration)

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