"Evidence that people can communicate with each other using thought transference has emerged from ground-breaking research in Scotland, it was claimed last night."

- Science experiment picks up telepathic �signals�-

I know what you're thinking. . .

They may have broken some ground in Scotland, you say to yourself, but has not that territory been well travelled by people and groups such as J B Rhine and The CIA, as well as scores of pets and their owners?

Well, sure, but the cult of Science is an exacting one and requires much verification and reproducible results before it will allow new theories into it's cannon.